Squash Bugs - Burn In Hell?

Yes, squash bugs can burn in hell. They can all die and burn in the fourth circle of hell because their gluttonous ways have destroyed my squash plants, yet again. They are bad insects and I do not care for them. As you can see on this poorly shot but extremely exciting video below I have made the squash bugs pay the ultimate price. I do not apologize for these actions. We at Joe's Farm like to take swift and decisive action when it comes to squash bugs. If Joe's Farm cannot enjoy the finest squash this world has ever seen then neither can the squash bugs.

When dealing with squash bugs some people might use insecticides or organic insecticide soaps. Some people like to use a food grade diatomaceous earth that they sprinkle around the base of their plants and let their little microscopic razor blades cut up the stupid squash bug. We at Joe's Farm use a scorched earth policy followed up by a squish and smash campaign where we root the squash bug out of their hiding places after the squash plant has been ripped from the ground and set on fire.