Squash Bugs - Burn In Hell?

Yes, squash bugs can burn in hell. They can all die and burn in the fourth circle of hell because their gluttonous ways have destroyed my squash plants, yet again. They are bad insects and I do not care for them. As you can see on this poorly shot but extremely exciting video below I have made the squash bugs pay the ultimate price. I do not apologize for these actions. We at Joe's Farm like to take swift and decisive action when it comes to squash bugs. If Joe's Farm cannot enjoy the finest squash this world has ever seen then neither can the squash bugs.

When dealing with squash bugs some people might use insecticides or organic insecticide soaps. Some people like to use a food grade diatomaceous earth that they sprinkle around the base of their plants and let their little microscopic razor blades cut up the stupid squash bug. We at Joe's Farm use a scorched earth policy followed up by a squish and smash campaign where we root the squash bug out of their hiding places after the squash plant has been ripped from the ground and set on fire.

Squash Bugs - Love Them or Hate Them?

Squash Bugs - Love Them or Hate Them?

We at Joes Farm hate them. Why, you might ask? Because they are stupid bugs that kill my squash plants year after year. This year the joke is on the stupid squash bugs. The joke is a 2 part joke.

Part A: Jokes on them because we have already harvested enough squash that if we lined it up end to end it might go to the moon and back. We harvested so much squash that we had to give it away. This is a problem that we have never experienced on Joes Farm up until this year when we revolutionized farming with our never before seen irrigation system. Our squash harvest is nearly done for the summer, suckers.

Part B: Jokes on them because I am going to rain down fire upon the stupid squash bugs and they are going to die a fiery death at the hands of my flame throwing torch. I will post pictures of this at a later date. I have a BBQ to go to and I cannot tend to this right now.

Here are some pictures of the stupid squash bugs and their stupid family. They will pay the ultimate price for attacking Joes Farm.

If you love squash bugs or hate them, Joes Farm would love to hear why. Post a comment.

Beets

Joes Farm is back to talk about something important. That something important is beets. Joes Farm grows the crap out of them. Our results speak for themselves.

This is Joes Farm Beet field in the beginning of the season.

This is the first harvest of the year. It was incredible! Beet farming in the desert.

These are the beet greens from the first harvest that was shown in the previous picture. Not only can we grow the finest vegetables around but we can cook them better than anyone, ever.

These are the beets and the beet greens on a plate on display ready to eat. The dark red are a detroit style beet and the light color are chiogga beets. Both are equally delicious. If you eat a lot of beets don't be concerned the next day when going to the bathroom. The beets make your poop and pee red.

This is a bag full of beets from our second harvest of beets. The beet greens were substantial, as you can clearly see.

















These are the beets from the second harvest at Joes Farm. The beets were of many different sizes. I put a tennis ball in there as a reference. It is yellow.

These are beets from last year. they were part of a test run on beets. They were huge. I mean softball sized huge. They convinced us to double down on beets this year.

These are the beets from last year fresh from the old beet roaster. They were good.