We at Joes Farm hate them. Why, you might ask? Because they are stupid bugs that kill my squash plants year after year. This year the joke is on the stupid squash bugs. The joke is a 2 part joke.
Part A: Jokes on them because we have already harvested enough squash that if we lined it up end to end it might go to the moon and back. We harvested so much squash that we had to give it away. This is a problem that we have never experienced on Joes Farm up until this year when we revolutionized farming with our never before seen irrigation system. Our squash harvest is nearly done for the summer, suckers.
Part B: Jokes on them because I am going to rain down fire upon the stupid squash bugs and they are going to die a fiery death at the hands of my flame throwing torch. I will post pictures of this at a later date. I have a BBQ to go to and I cannot tend to this right now.
Here are some pictures of the stupid squash bugs and their stupid family. They will pay the ultimate price for attacking Joes Farm.
If you love squash bugs or hate them, Joes Farm would love to hear why. Post a comment.
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